Don't Curse the Nurse!

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Instructions for the Driver

on May 19, 2015

 

     

  1. Don’t drop off your friend or family having surgery and come back later with a bacon burger in your hand.
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  3. Don’t go “Ooh, that needle looks so big!” right before I start the IV.
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  5. Once we pre-sedate, don’t talk so much.
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  7. If you are going to cry, make some excuse and step outside.
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  9. And the most important instruction: When they are in surgery, yes, please grab a bite of food and something to drink…

 
having to call the Emergency Response Team because you passed out during their recovery period is so not cool.


4 responses to “Instructions for the Driver

  1. Brooke says:

    Hahaha, that’s one I haven’t seen yet!

  2. Jessie says:

    My personal favorite is when parents eat Mcdonalds in front of their NPO children….lol

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