We didn’t see his type often.
He walked in, chin up, thick belly, arms cocked at his side, gave me a smile, a mischievous smile, and I thought , oh well, every now and then, you gotta take care of someone you know is going to be different.
“Hi David, I’m going to be your nurse. We need to get your weight and height right over here.”
He gave me a ‘You must be crazy’ look, but he did comply. I jotted the numbers down and led him along with his female escort to his pre –op bay.
Paperwork completed, I closed the curtain, giving him privacy to change.
A small adult cuff fit his arm, Yay!, the O2 saturation probe picked up fast, and I thought things were going well until the woman with him asked for help.
“Susan, we need to find a channel he likes, like fast!”
I started pushing the channel up button as quick as possible. I didn’t want a meltdown on my hands. He started to scowl. His face turned red. I flipped to high channels then back to low one. Panic was making me inconsistent. Why does the hospital need sixty-eight channels? I just passed a really hard test. I can’t believe how nervous this is making me.
Finally.
Channel 18.
The cartoon channel.
Crisis diverted.
Four year olds are cute, but I’ve changed my mind about being ready for grandparenthood!
I really enjoyed this and I like how you wrote it. 🙂
Every now and then I try to be slick 😉