Fun things to say to people that squint and point to the Cardiac monitor you’re wearing:
1. They’re on sale at Macys – had to have one.
2. If you cut the wrong wire, I implode.
3. I can’t hide it anymore, I am battery powered.
4. It’s my #@!* meter. Every step I take toward you – the alarm gets louder.
5. It’s a fad. I’ll grow out of it in forty-eight hours.
And if you don’t find any humor in the experience, just glare at the curious. They usually walk away.
