Don't Curse the Nurse!

Sharing support with stories & humor

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Fun things to say to people that squint and point to the Cardiac monitor you’re wearing:

1. They’re on sale at Macys – had to have one.

2. If you cut the wrong wire, I implode.

3. I can’t hide it anymore, I am battery powered.

4. It’s my #@!* meter. Every step I take toward you – the alarm gets louder.

5. It’s a fad. I’ll grow out of it in forty-eight hours.

And if you don’t find any humor in the experience, just glare at the curious. They usually walk away.

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Chen Song Ping

Cancer, Mental Health, Women, Nurse

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